The Splendid Dildo was a sleeper for me. I got it, thought it was good, but had gotten caught up in higher-speed fuck machine usage. So the Splendid dildo went underused, at first.
But I changed how I played with the Splendid dual-density dildo, and it became an instant favorite. Now it’s even better for prostate massage, than my super-soft dildos. Crazy what a difference a literal “change of pace” will make!
What’s special about the Uberrime Splendid’s dual-density IMHO, and my technique for getting the hardest prostate orgasms from this silicone sex toy:
Uberrime Splendid – Technique for Prostate Stimulation
Anchoring the Splendid’s base for automatic prostate massage made all the difference for me.
This transformed the Splendid: “from “nice” to “powerhouse” prostate orgasms. Dry orgasms, and even super-Os are accessible, now that I have this down.
I learned I needed to wrap two bands around Splendid’s base, affixing it to our Hismith machine’s suction cup attachment:
I can’t even tell you how hard, and also how long, I can cum from the prostate massage now. This is just an incredible product. I’ve had waves of great P-spot O’s before, dry orgasms that keep going – after I found my spot and discovered a mental technique – yet, I just like the feel of the Uberrime Splendid best for it now.
This is one impressive ridge, that pulls down into your spot once you’ve got it positioned. 1000x worth it. Check out this dip that massages & pulls on the prostate, just awesome:
First key: Making sure you have the right angle to get the Splendid’s ridge massaging down into the prostate gland. The big top ridge will be above and the smaller sub-head ridge below, locking around your spot and ready to go. Try: angling the base another 10-degrees closer to your belly, if you’re lying on your side; or arch your butt up slightly, if being penetrated from behind.
Second: It’s easiest if the Splendid is either mounted on a fucking machine or utilized during strap-on sex!
Pre-game tips before you get into reaching for whole body orgasms from Uberrime’s Splendid:
- Lubricate, as always!!! Plenty of good lubricant. Best bets, next.
- Be warmed up: A 1.5 inch diameter plug is smart before the Splendid medium size dildo. Try something like the Anal Exerciser large plug, or the Lovense Hush 1.5-Inch.
- (Position the dildo to reach the prostate gland on the anterior wall of the rectum!)
- Start slow. You really want to go at the gentlest, 1-stroke-every-5 seconds pace at first. Breathe and focus on the prostate dildo’s head pressing, enjoying. Brush your nipples lightly, one then the other, to enhance sensation. Pick up the pace to “moderate” (up to 40 on the Hismith machine, for me) if you’re on the edge and need an extra push to hit HF orgasm.
- If ever stuck with advancing in prostate play, consider a gummy or small-to-reasonable amount of THC an hour before you begin. This is allow your body and your mind to relax. (Heh, 🌿 is actually a gateway drug for something at least: reaching a first prostate orgasm 😶🌫️🤯.)
Splendid Dual-Density Silicone Composition
Uberrime Dildos makes the Splendid dildo in dual-density silicone – that’s soft silicone outside and harder inside. This dual composition keeps the dildo curved better, versus if it was all soft silicone.
This is the medium size. The head compresses marginally. It cannot be pressed down as easily as if one pushes their thumb down into the Super-Soft Steve dildo, for one.
The Splendid has a substantially wider circumference vs. the VixSkin Mustang – about 1 inch more circumference, when comparing each dildo’s head.
As always, silicone is such a better material to play safe with – in contrast with budget thermoplastic dildos (TPE or TPR for short – these are softened plastics that pick up fungus and bacteria as they age, or are wet for too long).
Favorite Lubrication with Uberrime Splendid
Best anal lubricants explained: Either liquid virgin coconut oil or well-mixed X-Lube (use water water when mixing, stir slowly in instead of dumping, to avoid clumping!) are ideal for smooth, long prostate sessions.
Why? These lubricants last longer than water-based lubricant. They are not a nightmare to clean off like silicone lubricant is.
Dimensions: Splendid Dildo vs. Other Prostate Dildos
The Uberrime Splendid is now my favorite for intense sessions on the machine, must be 45 minute orgasmic stretches (off and on) – but. It’s always important to consider your size needs before, since:
This is not sized as a beginner dildo. The Splendid has a rounded head – not tapered for easily inserting, not if you don’t play bigger regularly. If you are new (or new-ish) to anal play, check out Pure Wand positions and use the Njoy wand’s small (under 1″ diameter) bulb first!
All dimensions given in inches below. Multiply by 2.54 to get cm. “Diam.” = diameter, and “Circ.” = circumference.
| Prostate Dildo | Head Diam. ⌀, left-to-right | Max. Circ. | Max. Diam. ⌀, (Shaft) | Insert. Length* | Diam. ⌀ under Head | Total Length/ Height** | Diam. at 2″ down | Diam. at 4″ down |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uberrime Splendid (medium) (dual-d.) | 1.80 | 5.80 (head) | 1.68 | 5.90 | 1.48 | 6.75 | 1.59 | 1.65 |
| VixSkin Mustang (dual-d.) | 1.50 | 4.75 (lower shaft) | 1.63 | 5.73 | 1.25 | 6.60 | 1.32 | 1.37 |
| Neo Elite 7.5 Inch with Balls (dual-d.) | 1.35 | 4.56 (mid-shaft) | 1.45 | 5.28 | 1.10 | 7.17 | 1.45 | 1.42 |
| Steve super-soft by SquarePeg (100% soft) | 1.88 | 6.80 (bottom shaft) | 2.17 | 5.30 | 1.65 | 6.05 | 1.87 | 1.96 |
| VixSkin Maverick (dual-d.) | 1.96 | 6.30 (2nd ridge) | 2.05 | 6.50 | 1.68 | 7.23 | 1.89 | 1.93 |
| Njoy Pure Wand (stainless steel) | 1.45 / 0.96 bulbs | 4.65 (bigger bulb) | n/a | 5.30 before curve gets tuff to insert | 1.01 / 0.74 | 7.69 | n/a | n/a |
Attaching it to a Sex Machine Suction Cup?
This was the trick that really made Uberrime’s Splendid for me, enabling the harder orgasms. Since: The Splendid does not have a suction base nor an option for one. It has a flat base that rather sorta sticks some, but not securely. So instead you can either:
- Use two bands (permanently borrowed a couple of Lila’s hair-ties here 😂) to wrap around both Splendid sides, diagonal, then around the suction cup attachment’s base. (3.5″ Inch suction cup attachment from Hismith.)
- Buy a double sided suction cup. A few independent silicone makers have these: Lust Arts, Pleasure Forge, Uncover Creations, probably others! They stick onto a flat base, then in turn stick to a flat surface (plastic, metal surfaces are smoothest).
And have fun – the Splendid dildo is a first-class fun toy!!!